I wish to write for your fine publication. Please hire me! Oh and PLEASE don't tell Saffia Widdershins that her Deputy Editor defected... this comment won't be published, right?
I gotta go. I hear her footsteps now....
Fleeing, but your hopeful future servant, Ceejay Writer
Ceejay: In the unlikely event that this publication ever expands beyond a cover facsimile, I would be delighted to consider your kind offer of editorial servitude.
who do i have to blow to get in this scandal sheet?
ReplyDeleteMe! Me! :D (so fun, botgirl!)
ReplyDeleteI'll sue.
ReplyDeleteso I get nothing, not even a mention...that's it the war is on!
ReplyDeleteBut... who is having who's prim baby? Inquiring minds y'know?
ReplyDeleteI saw Bigfoot under soror's trees.
ReplyDeleteOhhh can't wait to read it...whens it coming out? and why don't I own it....:(
ReplyDeleteLaughing!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWizzy: Any old Linden will do. Pics please.
ReplyDeleteRaven: Wizzy, meet Raven. ;)
Soror: Bring it on! I was imagining your work as a cross between Dali and Monsanto. :)
August: I'm not familiar with your scandal, Sir. Please enlighten me.
Boudica: Hmm... Maybe born with a brown paper bag over it's head.
Deanya: A genetically modified Bigfoot?
Paisley: I suspect they'll be advertising on your show very soon. :30 video seems in order. ;)
Michele: Made you laugh! The last two posts were actually inspired by Dale's latest rant. It put me in the mood.
I am just glad all my secrets are safely hidden away. I would not want them on the front page of SLCONSPIRACY!
ReplyDeleteWizzy has done many amoral things. She often is seen carousing with otters, for one.
ReplyDelete"avatar anorexia" splorf!
ReplyDeleteWhere do I sign up for a subscription? When will issue 2 be published? Would hate to miss it!!!
ReplyDeleteFrightening!
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even otters have cameras these days, they should hand over the JPGs for some fish
ReplyDelete/me
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How do you turn the pages??? ;-)
Chimera
Love it!
ReplyDeleteDear SLconspiracy Editor:
ReplyDeleteI wish to write for your fine publication. Please hire me! Oh and PLEASE don't tell Saffia Widdershins that her Deputy Editor defected... this comment won't be published, right?
I gotta go. I hear her footsteps now....
Fleeing, but your hopeful future servant,
Ceejay Writer
Ceejay: In the unlikely event that this publication ever expands beyond a cover facsimile, I would be delighted to consider your kind offer of editorial servitude.
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